Well I’m bored and I’m stalling on some work I need to do… so here goes. Borrowed this from Titus (again) who borrowed it from Cyan (again.) Stay tuned tomorrow for another essay intro, and later this week or next I’ll add the last one in its entirety. Lines in bold are true, so for example I have never kissed a dude, but I have smoked pot.
I never have been drunk.
I have never smoked pot.
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex.
I have never kissed a member of the same sex.
I have never crashed a friend’s car.
I have never been to Japan.
I have never rode in a taxi.
I have never been in love.
I have never had sex.
I never had sex in public.
I never have been dumped.
I have never shoplifted.
I have never been fired.
I have never been in a fist fight.
I I have never had a threesome.
I have never snuck out of my parent’s house.
I have never been tied up (sexually.)
I have never been caught masturbating.
I never pissed on myself.
I have never had homosexual sex.
I have never been arrested.
I never made out with a stranger.
I never stole something from my job.
I never celebrated New Years Eve in Times Square.
I have never been on a blind date.
I have never lied to a friend.
I have never had a crush on a teacher.
I have never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I have never been to Europe.
I have never skipped school.
I have never slept with a coworker.
I have never cut myself intentionally.
I have never had sex at the office.
I never got married.
I never got divorced.
I never had children.
Now….for part II….
What kind of pants are you wearing? Shorts. They’re red. 
What are you listening to, right now? The best damn mp3 playlist out there. Send me an email if you’d like to listen to my broadcast. More specifically, a hip-hop-ish guy named Buck65.
What are the last four digits of your phone number? I don’t fucking think so. Unless you’re hot… and willing to send a picture.
What was the last thing you ate? Leftover skate.
If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Is “genius” a colour?
How is the weather right now? Fine, if you like it cool and damp.
Last person you talked to on the phone? Ugh. My dad.
The first thing you notice of the opposite sex? Depends on if I see them from the front or the back. From the front, the eyes. From the back, the neck. Boobs usually draw my attention at some point though. I’ll admit it.
Do you like the person that sent this to you? As a friend…
Your favourite drink? Orange juice for non-alcoholic, cream ales in general, and as far as drinky-drinks are concerned, liquid cocaine.
Favourite sport? Ultimate Frisbee.
Hair Colour? Brown and increasingly transparent.
Eye Colour? Blue
Contacts? No
Siblings and their ages? Twin sister.
Favourite Month(s)? June (birthday), September (weather).
Favourite Foods? B.C. White tuna with garlic oil sushi. I make a mean tomato sauce too.
Last move you watched? In it’s entirety? Casino.
Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope.
Summer or Winter? I like Winter during the Summer, and Summer in the winter.
Hugs or kisses? Kisses. I’m incapable of hugging. What is this question, for four year olds?
Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate. That’s right…
Do you want your friends to write back? Depends on what they have to say.
Who is most likely to respond? One of my four loyal readers…
Who is least likely to respond? Everyone else.
What books are you reading? Global Political Economy: Theory and Practice.
What did you do last night? Watched “Huff.”
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