Canada’s Debate

Here’s a fun little question for you guys. How long does it take to complete a university course that recommends three months, and allows for up to six months? To quote Gob Bluth, Two weeks. Let’s do it in two weeks!” Of course, I didn’t drop any pennies from the ceiling when I came to this decision, but my determination is there nonetheless. Why stick to this crazy schedule you ask? Well I’ll tell you.

I’m a horrible student. In fact, I’m one of the worst on the planet. To complete my undergraduate degree I need two more credits this summer. To that end I’m taking four half-credit classes by mail from Athabasca University. Why not just go back for another semester? Because I hate school. I hate it with every fibre of my being. I hate being a student equally so. I’ve decided that I want to be done all my schoolwork by september first. So to do that I need to finish my introductory accounting class, my intermediate accounting class, and write two essays that are for other classes. Can I get it done? Only time (28 days to be specific) will tell.